Stabbone and McGraw: White Men Can't Dance

Or at least this white man can't:

I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to my wife, who for 10 years, bless her, has endured this imbecilic form of dancing. I have no idea what I'm trying to do here, but it's not working. Not at all.

nwb

The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

White Men Can't Dance

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