Times are hard for everyone, and things are no different at McBone. Turbulent economic waters have taken a toll on about anything you can name, including moustaches. Who can afford Clubman wax or expensive electric trimmers in a recession? Not us! These days even the NOML is cutting corners, with both its members currently barelipping it.
Still, with a little resourcefulness and $1.99, we can make things happen in a pinch:
If you squint and stand twenty feet away from your computer screen, you'd never know this baby was a fake. McBone and the NOML, keeping the moustache alive any way we can.