Stabbone and McGraw: This is What Passes for a Moustache 'Round Here These Days

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

This is What Passes for a Moustache 'Round Here These Days

Times are hard for everyone, and things are no different at McBone. Turbulent economic waters have taken a toll on about anything you can name, including moustaches. Who can afford Clubman wax or expensive electric trimmers in a recession? Not us! These days even the NOML is cutting corners, with both its members currently barelipping it.

Still, with a little resourcefulness and $1.99, we can make things happen in a pinch:

If you squint and stand twenty feet away from your computer screen, you'd never know this baby was a fake. McBone and the NOML, keeping the moustache alive any way we can.

nwb

1 comment:

Unknown said...: This is just embarrassing...; August 13, 2009 at 12:39 AM

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The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.