So I'm just sitting there on the sofa with the kiddo and wife watching the birds do their feeding thing when I spied a gray squirrel humping another gray squirrel right in the middle of the yard. I thought, Well now that's a fine display, ladies and gentlemen. I mean, after all there are children here. Then, just as I was charging outside to break up the party, they went and pulled the old switcheroo on me. Suddenly, the squirrel on the receiving end started humping the humper. I paused and found myself wondering if this was a choice, or were they born that way? And what do various religions have to say about gay squirrels? And are there any squirrel sodomy laws on the books that I'm unaware of?
Male, female, gay, straight--whatever the case, they have this whole great big private oak tree they could be using.
White breasted nuthatch
House sparrow--about a million