McBone, the NOML, the NIML and the AMA congratulate me, Nate Bowler, for my 2008 Australian Open championship. In between my job as a cook and my writing, I like to play a little tennis.I offer condolences to my vanquished finals opponent, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, and all others who lay slain on the path to victory.
The win in Australia marks my first grand slam title.
To the fools who said I had no chance I say this: you will soon be crushed in a vice-like grip of pain.
nwb
Pictured above: me hoisting my 2008 Australian Open championship trophy.
3 comments:
i told you! you look exactly like him! JF
Kind of crazy. Still, I'm a wee bit handsomer.
nwb
Good on ya, Nate!
Now, it's time to wressle them joey's in Ozzie rules.
oy, oy
kb
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