Monday, January 28, 2008

Congratulations to...ME!

McBone, the NOML, the NIML and the AMA congratulate me, Nate Bowler, for my 2008 Australian Open championship. In between my job as a cook and my writing, I like to play a little tennis.

I offer condolences to my vanquished finals opponent, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, and all others who lay slain on the path to victory.

The win in Australia marks my first grand slam title.

To the fools who said I had no chance I say this: you will soon be crushed in a vice-like grip of pain.

nwb

Pictured above: me hoisting my 2008 Australian Open championship trophy.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i told you! you look exactly like him! JF

Nate and Jeff Bowler, Co-Captains said...

Kind of crazy. Still, I'm a wee bit handsomer.

nwb

Anonymous said...

Good on ya, Nate!

Now, it's time to wressle them joey's in Ozzie rules.

oy, oy

kb