Stabbone and McGraw: moonlighting at Chippendales

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Thursday, January 21, 2010

All Those Stomach Crunches Have Finally Paid Off

As a bookstore accountant, blogger, unpublished novelist and yet-to-be-paid ghostwriter, people often ask me how I afford the opulent lifestyle to which I've become accustomed. The answer is, of course, erotic dance. Please try to control your drooling as you watch this video starring the Foliglio family and myself.

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The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.