Stabbone and McGraw: Steelers

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Sunday, January 23, 2011

The Case Against Karma

Is karma bunk? Or does the universe of sports follow its own unfathomable code? Because for the life of me I can't figure out why this guy deserves another trip to the Super Bowl.

"Spell Roethlisberger? Um ok, uh...R-O-T...no wait!...uhh...R-O...umm..."

Honestly, whatever did Cleveland do to offend thee, oh angry, angry Sports Gods? How drunk must we get to set things right?

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The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.