Stabbone and McGraw: Jimmy McMillan

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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Meet the New Governor of McBone

As a karate expert (and former resident of New York City), I'm with Mr. McMillan when he tells us:

Maybe he won't win in New York, but Jimmy McMillan has been officially elected Governor of McBone.

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The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.