Stabbone and McGraw: Celery Bog

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Wait for It...Wait for It...

It felt official after the graduation ceremony, but now that the dissertation has been successfully defended, I guess you could say it's officially official.

And so McBone officially presents, in all her brilliance, Dr Hidalgo:

We celebrated as one should: eggs Benedict, Champagne, and a stroll through Celery Bog Nature Area. There, the birds and beasts feasted upon the sight of Dr H in her most electric, zig-zaggy frock, the only garment in her wardrobe that could adequately reflect the excitement of the day.

Please do join us in extending a hearty McBonulations to my sometimes-defensive wife.

nwb

The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.